girls joke

[doubleduce]

ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and
there are female jokes.
And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke.
I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and
men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring,
He leaned over and whispered to her,
'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00
on one condition.'
(There are always conditions!)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do
in just three words..'
(Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed
into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said . . . .
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'Clean my house.'

[Udderforce]

roflmfao that is too funny

[babyboom]

lmfaorof that is a good one. I will have to pass that on.

[jigdog]

funny joke

Not

amusing tale but i find it more interesting that you used the word
Flaberghasted! speel check that please!
i aint seen that word,Nor have i heard it since
maybe 1985

Woman, go do dishes!