Herb's Winky

[BobiJo]

Herb's Winky......
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> Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
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> He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
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> HERB'S WINKY....
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> Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'
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> She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'
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> Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.
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> As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
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> She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
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> 'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.'