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Old 07-12-2010, 09:08 PM
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Not a very smart man . . . .

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it a! nd found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Thursday
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Old 07-14-2010, 05:26 PM
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Default happy birthday, hope it was a great one!!!

happy birthday, hope it was a great one!!!
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Old 07-14-2010, 09:08 PM
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Thanks again all for the Birthday Wishes! You all are great!
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Old 07-15-2010, 04:38 PM
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Happy (belated) birthday Jenn
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