Frozen Crabs & the Blonde

[kardmania]

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde >> >> >> >> A lawyer boarded an
> > >> >> airplane
> > >> >> in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab and >> asked a blonde
> > >> >> flight attendant to take care of them for him. >> >> She took the
> > >> >> box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. >> >> He
> > >> >> advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for
> > >> >> them >> staying frozen mentioning in a very haughty manner that he
> > >> >> was a lawyer >> and >> proceeded to rant at her about what would
> > >> >> happen if she let them thaw >> out.. >> >> Needless to say she was
> > >> >> annoyed by his behavior. >> >> Shortly before landing in New York
> > >> >> she used the intercom to announce to >> the >> entire cabin "Would
> > >> >> the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans >> please raise
> > >> >> your hand?" >> >> Not one hand went up...so she took them home and
> > >> >> ate them. >> >> Two lessons here: >> >> 1. Lawyers aren't as smart
> > >> >> as they think they are. >> >> 2.. Blondes aren't as dumb as most
> > >> >> folks think. >> >