how to apply for a superuser account

[UIIIU]

was bored after the royal flush jp went off again so decided to apply for a superuser account it was a tedious process but im expecting an email back with all my details any minute now

Promotions: Thank you for contacting the Support Department. My name is Lester. How may I help you?

Keith: Lester I was told xblink won the royal flush jackpot after 93 hands at a .25/.50 table is this true?

Promotions: please hold
Promotions: please note that you can check the last winner of the Royal Flush Jack pot at the following link http://www.absolutepoker.com/promoti...-flush-jackpot
Promotions: also I the site is stating that the last winner was ARMAGEDDON6
Promotions: and won $403.33 on 06/02/2011 at 21:22 ET

Keith: ya it hit twice xblink got the big one obv for like 1300 and then armgeddon im just curious how do i go about getting that kind of luck turn 20 bux into over a mill then heit a royal for over a k in 93 hands?
Keith: can i ship u a hundred and you hook me up?

Promotions: I beg your pardon?

Keith: im just saying hes obviously not playing with a legitemate deck if you know what I mean so how bout I ship you like a hundred bucks and you flick a little switch in your office

Promotions: I would like to assure you that Absolute Poker takes gaming very seriously and we invest heavily to ensure that our games are fair for all players.
Promotions: At the heart of our card-shuffling and dealing algorithm is our secure Random Number Generator (RNG). The RNG is a device designed to generate a sequence of numbers or symbols that lack any pattern.
Promotions: The randomness of our RNG has been fully tested and certificated by e-COGRA (e-Commerce and Online Gaming Regulation and Assurance) and iTech Labs and TST (Technical Systems Testing).

Keith: ya i get that wink wink we will just tweak that rng a tad

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Keith Hartley: tstglobal itechlabs econgra they dont test everyday we will just mess with it for a couple of days
Keith: theres 120 bux in it for ya now
Keith: nevermind ill just go to xblink maybe he knows something you dont
Keith: cant go higher than 120 though im tight on funds

Promotions: please note that it is not possible for us to manipulate the outcome of the games, and even if it were, we would not engage in any activities that might compromise our integrity.
Keith: lester your killing me I dont want to hear about you playing with man nipuls at 8 I thought you were cool, you guys clearly lost your integrity a long time ago with potripper all im saying is i want in man

Promotions: in this case I recommend you to please send an email with your concern from your registered email address to our support department at support@absolutepoker.com

Keith: k so thats how i get in on it thanks for the info have a nice day

[jsawe]

LOL Offered too little. OK, I'll chip in $20 maybe, maybe if we start a collection at NDB we can get enough to interest this guy. LOL

[Vex444]

You obviously were not his kind. Maybe a little makeup and shave may sway him

[N2K]

Did you see this whom did he win it against?

Stage #C360216969: Omaha Pot Limit $0.50 - 2011-02-06 20:30:45 (ET)
Table: DOLLY AVE (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - FUNDAMENTAL2 ($94.38 in chips)
Seat 4 - M_E_O_W ($50 in chips)
Seat 1 - XBLINK ($73.35 in chips)
Seat 2 - AKCHAMP ($60.38 in chips)
M_E_O_W - Posts small blind $0.25
XBLINK - Posts big blind $0.50
AKCHAMP - Posts $0.50 dead $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to M_E_O_W [10h 6d Kh 9d]
AKCHAMP - Checks
FUNDAMENTAL2 - Calls $0.50
M_E_O_W - Calls $0.25
XBLINK - Raises $2 to $2.50
AKCHAMP - Folds
FUNDAMENTAL2 - Calls $2
M_E_O_W - Calls $2
*** FLOP *** [3s 10d Ad]
M_E_O_W - Bets $0.50
XBLINK - Calls $0.50
FUNDAMENTAL2 - Calls $0.50
*** TURN *** [3s 10d Ad] [Jd]
M_E_O_W - Bets $0.50
XBLINK - Calls $0.50
FUNDAMENTAL2 - Folds
*** RIVER *** [3s 10d Ad Jd] [6c]
M_E_O_W - Bets $0.50
XBLINK - Calls $0.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
M_E_O_W - Shows [10h 6d Kh 9d] (Flush, ace high)
XBLINK - Shows [Kd 10c Qd Qs] (Royal flush)
XBLINK Collects $10.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($11.75) | Rake ($0.55) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [3s 10d Ad Jd 6c]
Seat 1: XBLINK (big blind) won Total ($10.70) HI$10.70) with Royal flush [Kd 10c Qd Qs - B:Ad,P:Kd,P:Qd,B:Jd,B:10d]
Seat 2: AKCHAMP Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: FUNDAMENTAL2 (dealer) Folded on the TURN
Seat 4: M_E_O_W (small blind) HI:lost with Flush, ace high [10h 6d Kh 9d - B:Ad,B:Jd,B:10d,P:9d,P:6d]
**** ROYAL FLUSH JACKPOT SUMMARY ***
Total Jackpot amount ($4,138.12)
Jackpot winner (Royal Flush):XBLINK, [Ad Kd Qd Jd 10d], Total winning: $1,348.17
Hand Participant :AKCHAMP, Total winning: $227.43
Hand Participant :FUNDAMENTAL2, Total winning: $227.43
Hand Participant :M_E_O_W, Total winning: $227.43
Administrative fee: $415.13
25% Seed: $1,034.53

[luckyhearts]

Administrative fee: $415.13


wtf!!!! rake the freakin jackpots too????
ripoff, i refuse to lose any more money at the jackpot tables.
until tomorrow

[gypsyangel]

[thejudge]

Can't believe the size of that admin fee....nuts.

p.s. is your name really Keith Hartley? ...One of my favourite musicians was (and may still be...lost track)) Keef Hartley....any realation? ...or are u him in disguise?

[TeUnit]

gl at the tables,

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[UIIIU]

Originally Posted by luckyhearts

Administrative fee: $415.13


wtf!!!! rake the freakin jackpots too????
ripoff, i refuse to lose any more money at the jackpot tables.
until tomorrow

ya i know greed at its finest

[UIIIU]

Originally Posted by thejudge

Can't believe the size of that admin fee....nuts.

p.s. is your name really Keith Hartley? ...One of my favourite musicians was (and may still be...lost track)) Keef Hartley....any realation? ...or are u him in disguise?

ya thats my real name. Ive heard of of keef but not related and dont really listen to his music, but i was thinking of changing my name to keef its more badass then keith