The Ventriloquist

[kardmania]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
> doing a show in a small town in Florida. With his dummy on his knee,
> he starts going through his usual routine that includes blonde jokes.
> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and
> starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
> makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the
> color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
> It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
> work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a
> person because you and your kind discriminate against blondes,and all
> in the name of humor!"
> >
> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
> yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit
> on
> your knee".
>

[kardmania]

There are days where I am not sure whether I feel more like the blonde or the dummy.

There is always tomorrow and a chance fro redemption