How do people who play this bad get this lucky

[lunarphase]

uboc $150 sniper can it hold against this donk in a big buy in hell no


Stage #335483017 Tourney ID 5634194 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 1,600 - 2010-08-28 00:45:18 (ET)
Table: 62 (Real Money) Seat #2 is the dealer
Seat 1 - DEVILSANTLER (45,774 in chips)
Seat 2 - SGTGES (26,119 in chips)
Seat 3 - LUNARPHASE (29,392 in chips)
Seat 5 - NIBBLER (85,238 in chips)
Seat 6 - SCHINJA (64,679 in chips)
DEVILSANTLER - Ante 150
SGTGES - Ante 150
LUNARPHASE - Ante 150
NIBBLER - Ante 150
SCHINJA - Ante 150
LUNARPHASE - Posts small blind 800
NIBBLER - Posts big blind 1,600
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to LUNARPHASE [Qd Qh]
SCHINJA - Folds
DEVILSANTLER - Folds
SGTGES - Raises 20,800 to 20,800
LUNARPHASE - All-In(Raise) 28,442 to 29,242
NIBBLER - Folds
SGTGES - All-In 5,169
LUNARPHASE - returned (3,273) : not called
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6h Kd]
*** TURN *** [Jc 6h Kd] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6h Kd Ad] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SGTGES - Shows [Ah 6s] (Two Pair, aces and sixes)
LUNARPHASE - Shows [Qd Qh] (One pair, queens)
SGTGES Collects 54,288 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(54,288)
Board [Jc 6h Kd Ad 7s]
Seat 1: DEVILSANTLER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: SGTGES (dealer) won Total (54,288) All-In HI (54,288) with Two Pair, aces and sixes [Ah 6s - P:Ah,B:Ad,P:6s,B:6h,B:Kd]
Seat 3: LUNARPHASE (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, queens [Qd Qh - P:Qh,P:Qd,B:Ad,B:Kd,B:Jc]
Seat 5: NIBBLER (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: SCHINJA Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[lunarphase]

So I did well at rush full ring NL 50 than lost a bit but was short of 200 points for the day so went to plo8 50 rush got crushed as a result went to the bigger game which was getting crushed at but this hand ironically got me back to where I was when left the NL 50 table. This is the first hand I post in this thread where I won but posted b/c its just amazing how some ppl can play this bad.


Full Tilt Poker Game #23884718603: Table Swiftly Tilting (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 02:50:15 ET - 2010/09/14
Seat 1: lunarphase ($315.70)
Seat 2: AMENDO74 ($206.95)
Seat 3: valkyros ($1,691.70)
Seat 4: Eunjong Byun ($558.15)
Seat 5: jouko499 ($71)
Seat 6: pokerlover60 ($98.30)
lunarphase posts the small blind of $1
AMENDO74 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lunarphase [As Ah]
valkyros folds
Eunjong Byun folds
jouko499 folds
pokerlover60 folds
lunarphase calls $1
AMENDO74 has 8 seconds left to act
AMENDO74 raises to $8
lunarphase raises to $20
AMENDO74 raises to $50
lunarphase calls $30
*** FLOP *** [4c 8s Kh]
lunarphase checks
AMENDO74 bets $156.95, and is all in
lunarphase calls $156.95
AMENDO74 shows [8d 7h]
lunarphase shows [As Ah]
*** TURN *** [4c 8s Kh] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [4c 8s Kh Ks] [9c]
AMENDO74 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
lunarphase shows two pair, Aces and Kings
lunarphase wins the pot ($410.90) with two pair, Aces and Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $413.90 | Rake $3
Board: [4c 8s Kh Ks 9c]
Seat 1: lunarphase (small blind) showed [As Ah] and won ($410.90) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: AMENDO74 (big blind) showed [8d 7h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: valkyros didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Eunjong Byun didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: jouko499 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: pokerlover60 (button) didn't bet (folded)

[N2K]

Nh. AMENDO74 added to Buddy List. Ty.

[lunarphase]

PokerStars Game #50030403759: Tournament #2010090051, $300+$20 USD Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level XIV (250/500) - 2010/09/22 22:12:51 ET
Table '2010090051 61' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: AcerJay (18915 in chips)
Seat 2: Ribi1 (10321 in chips)
Seat 3: PunkyBeau (20126 in chips)
Seat 4: bettowin7777 (9957 in chips)
Seat 5: SBRounder (23925 in chips)
Seat 6: ROUNDERCY (30377 in chips)
Seat 7: whowantsome (16796 in chips)
Seat 8: l4anl (25305 in chips)
ROUNDERCY: posts small blind 250
whowantsome: posts big blind 500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to l4anl [Ah 9h Ac 6c]
l4anl: raises 1000 to 1500
AcerJay: folds
Ribi1: folds
PunkyBeau: folds
bettowin7777: folds
SBRounder: folds
ROUNDERCY: raises 3000 to 4500
whowantsome: folds
l4anl: raises 9500 to 14000
ROUNDERCY: raises 16377 to 30377 and is all-in
l4anl: calls 11305 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (5072) returned to ROUNDERCY
*** FLOP *** [5d 6d 6h]
*** TURN *** [5d 6d 6h] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5d 6d 6h Qd] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ROUNDERCY: shows [Ad 2h Kd 2c] (HI: a flush, Ace high)
l4anl: shows [Ah 9h Ac 6c] (HI: three of a kind, Sixes)
ROUNDERCY collected 51110 from pot
No low hand qualified
l4anl finished the tournament in 317th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 51110 | Rake 0
Board [5d 6d 6h Qd Kc]
Seat 1: AcerJay folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Ribi1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PunkyBeau folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bettowin7777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SBRounder (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ROUNDERCY (small blind) showed [Ad 2h Kd 2c] and won (51110) with HI: a flush, Ace high
Seat 7: whowantsome (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: l4anl showed [Ah 9h Ac 6c] and lost with HI: three of a kind, Sixes

[lunarphase]

bump for the worst fking birthday of my life bad beat

[lunarphase]

looooool that guy who bad beat me in wcoop plo8 bubbled in 169th with 162 paid that just made my night.

[lunarphase]

this guy is so fkn retarded he has to know we're calling.


PokerStars Game #50132290597: Tournament #312099506, $20+$5+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2010/09/25 0:53:19 ET
Table '312099506 9' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: skater3598 (4081 in chips)
Seat 3: MI_turtle (28552 in chips)
Seat 4: l4anl (7769 in chips)
Seat 6: Sher X 3 (3201 in chips)
Seat 7: Dunk80 (13169 in chips)
Seat 8: phenixAA (19140 in chips)
Seat 9: Seanallin99 (11702 in chips)
skater3598: posts the ante 100
MI_turtle: posts the ante 100
l4anl: posts the ante 100
Sher X 3: posts the ante 100
Dunk80: posts the ante 100
phenixAA: posts the ante 100
Seanallin99: posts the ante 100
l4anl: posts small blind 500
Sher X 3: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to l4anl [Ac 3c]
Dunk80: folds
phenixAA: folds
Seanallin99: folds
skater3598: folds
MI_turtle: raises 27452 to 28452 and is all-in
l4anl: calls 7169 and is all-in
Sher X 3: calls 2101 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20783) returned to MI_turtle
*** FLOP *** [9s Td 9c]
*** TURN *** [9s Td 9c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [9s Td 9c Qd] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
l4anl: shows [Ac 3c] (a pair of Nines)
MI_turtle: shows [6d Tc] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
MI_turtle collected 9136 from side pot
Sher X 3: shows [Js 7s] (a pair of Nines)
MI_turtle collected 10003 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19139 Main pot 10003. Side pot 9136. | Rake 0
Board [9s Td 9c Qd 4d]
Seat 2: skater3598 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MI_turtle (button) showed [6d Tc] and won (19139) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 4: l4anl (small blind) showed [Ac 3c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: Sher X 3 (big blind) showed [Js 7s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 7: Dunk80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: phenixAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Seanallin99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[lunarphase]

this is top 3 worst beats in this thread


PokerStars Game #50283946625: Tournament #333011161, $30+$3 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2010/09/28 1:18:34 ET
Table '333011161 9' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: SKIPJACK2 (8847 in chips)
Seat 3: l4anl (19367 in chips)
Seat 4: gabrielnet0 (17936 in chips)
Seat 5: TheWarDrums (9144 in chips)
Seat 6: ESTRATEGA 18 (9211 in chips)
Seat 7: Zimbeck (43944 in chips)
Seat 8: 818HyeJD (13190 in chips)
Seat 9: wones (10224 in chips)
SKIPJACK2: posts the ante 50
l4anl: posts the ante 50
gabrielnet0: posts the ante 50
TheWarDrums: posts the ante 50
ESTRATEGA 18: posts the ante 50
Zimbeck: posts the ante 50
818HyeJD: posts the ante 50
wones: posts the ante 50
ESTRATEGA 18: posts small blind 200
Zimbeck: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to l4anl [Kc Qc]
818HyeJD: folds
wones: folds
SKIPJACK2: folds
l4anl: raises 550 to 950
gabrielnet0: folds
TheWarDrums: folds
ESTRATEGA 18: folds
Zimbeck: calls 550
*** FLOP *** [8d Kh Kd]
Zimbeck: checks
l4anl: bets 1200
Zimbeck: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [8d Kh Kd] [2h]
Zimbeck: checks
l4anl: bets 3600
Zimbeck: calls 3600
*** RIVER *** [8d Kh Kd 2h] [3h]
Zimbeck: checks
l4anl: bets 7600
Zimbeck: raises 7600 to 15200
l4anl: calls 5967 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1633) returned to Zimbeck
pitafas is connected
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Zimbeck: shows [5h 8h] (a flush, King high)
l4anl: shows [Kc Qc] (three of a kind, Kings)
Zimbeck collected 39234 from pot
l4anl finished the tournament in 161st place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 39234 | Rake 0
Board [8d Kh Kd 2h 3h]
Seat 1: SKIPJACK2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: l4anl showed [Kc Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: gabrielnet0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TheWarDrums (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ESTRATEGA 18 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Zimbeck (big blind) showed [5h 8h] and won (39234) with a flush, King high
Seat 8: 818HyeJD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: wones folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[lunarphase]

first attempt at the 200K some lovely hands to bust.


Stage #381589641 Tourney ID 5763201 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 400 - 2010-10-03 18:48:58 (ET)
Table: 66 (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 1 - P0CKET00 (10,202 in chips)
Seat 2 - ED_ANGELIS (12,802 in chips)
Seat 3 - CRAZYHORSE76 (4,800 in chips)
Seat 4 - OFFICETIME (4,496 in chips)
Seat 5 - LUNARPHASE (9,325 in chips)
Seat 6 - VIKTORO (4,340 in chips)
Seat 7 - FOOLTACE (7,022 in chips)
Seat 8 - CZECHCHECK (5,058 in chips)
Seat 9 - DAPALMA150 (8,063 in chips)
P0CKET00 - Ante 50
ED_ANGELIS - Ante 50
CRAZYHORSE76 - Ante 50
OFFICETIME - Ante 50
LUNARPHASE - Ante 50
VIKTORO - Ante 50
FOOLTACE - Ante 50
CZECHCHECK - Ante 50
DAPALMA150 - Ante 50
LUNARPHASE - Posts small blind 200
VIKTORO - Posts big blind 400
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to LUNARPHASE [7h 7s]
FOOLTACE - Folds
CZECHCHECK - Folds
DAPALMA150 - Folds
P0CKET00 - Folds
ED_ANGELIS - Folds
CRAZYHORSE76 - Folds
OFFICETIME - Folds
LUNARPHASE - All-In(Raise) 9,075 to 9,275
VIKTORO - All-In 3,890
LUNARPHASE - returned (4,985) : not called
*** FLOP *** [5s Ah 4c]
*** TURN *** [5s Ah 4c] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [5s Ah 4c 3c] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LUNARPHASE - Shows [7h 7s] (Two Pair, sevens and threes)
VIKTORO - Shows [6h Ad] (Two Pair, aces and threes)
VIKTORO Collects 9,030 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(9,030)
Board [5s Ah 4c 3c 3d]
Seat 1: P0CKET00 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ED_ANGELIS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: CRAZYHORSE76 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: OFFICETIME (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: LUNARPHASE (small blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, sevens and threes [7h 7s - P:7s,P:7h,B:3d,B:3c,B:Ah]
Seat 6: VIKTORO (big blind) won Total (9,030) All-In HI (9,030) with Two Pair, aces and threes [6h Ad - B:Ah,P:Ad,B:3d,B:3c,P:6h]
Seat 7: FOOLTACE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: CZECHCHECK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: DAPALMA150 Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Stage #381615461 Tourney ID 5763201 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 500 - 2010-10-03 19:07:47 (ET)
Table: 37 (Real Money) Seat #7 is the dealer
Seat 1 - ATIMUF (4,959 in chips)
Seat 2 - ZBTHORTON (5,991 in chips)
Seat 3 - NIT0NTILT (7,620 in chips)
Seat 4 - RYAN45 (18,168 in chips)
Seat 5 - LUNARPHASE (4,685 in chips)
Seat 6 - DAPHISHERMAN (9,410 in chips)
Seat 7 - WOW6982 (9,441 in chips)
Seat 8 - VEKK3D (20,657 in chips)
Seat 9 - ERNIE0918 (24,664 in chips)
ATIMUF - Ante 50
ZBTHORTON - Ante 50
NIT0NTILT - Ante 50
RYAN45 - Ante 50
LUNARPHASE - Ante 50
DAPHISHERMAN - Ante 50
WOW6982 - Ante 50
VEKK3D - Ante 50
ERNIE0918 - Ante 50
VEKK3D - Posts small blind 250
ERNIE0918 - Posts big blind 500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to LUNARPHASE [Qd Ac]
ATIMUF - Folds
ZBTHORTON - All-In(Raise) 5,941 to 5,941
NIT0NTILT - Folds
RYAN45 - Folds
LUNARPHASE - All-In 4,635
DAPHISHERMAN - Folds
WOW6982 - Folds
VEKK3D - Folds
ERNIE0918 - Folds
ZBTHORTON - returned (1,306) : not called
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7d As]
*** TURN *** [Kh 7d As] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7d As Ah] [10h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ZBTHORTON - Shows [Qc Jc] (Straight, ten to ace)
LUNARPHASE - Shows [Qd Ac] (Three of a kind, aces)
ZBTHORTON Collects 10,470 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(10,470)
Board [Kh 7d As Ah 10h]
Seat 1: ATIMUF Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ZBTHORTON won Total (10,470) All-In HI (10,470) with Straight, ten to ace [Qc Jc - B:As,B:Kh,P:Qc,P:Jc,B:10h]
Seat 3: NIT0NTILT Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: RYAN45 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: LUNARPHASE HI:lost with Three of a kind, aces [Qd Ac - B:As,B:Ah,P:Ac,B:Kh,P:Qd]
Seat 6: DAPHISHERMAN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: WOW6982 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: VEKK3D (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: ERNIE0918 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[kardmania]

Bigger tournies do not mean better players all the time. It means that they have the money to enter.

And to quote a wise sage many have no respect for their own money or reputations.