How do people who play this bad get this lucky

[lunarphase]

Only going to update this thread with hands from donks who don't have any clue who suckout.


Full Tilt Poker Game #20901544930: Super Stack $15K Guarantee (160632917), Table 19 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:19:09 ET - 2010/05/17
Seat 1: steady_nice (60,401)
Seat 2: Feloneydog (59,607)
Seat 3: lunarphase (65,113)
Seat 4: jrocka59 (179,248)
Seat 5: tonyputi (295,099)
Seat 6: TOMMYTHONG (64,785)
Seat 7: Brahzear (49,240)
Seat 8: GANGSTERGANN (96,092)
Seat 9: TheCrusader (40,124)
steady_nice antes 300
Feloneydog antes 300
lunarphase antes 300
jrocka59 antes 300
tonyputi antes 300
TOMMYTHONG antes 300
Brahzear antes 300
GANGSTERGANN antes 300
TheCrusader antes 300
TheCrusader posts the small blind of 1,200
steady_nice posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lunarphase [Ks Qd]
Feloneydog folds
lunarphase raises to 6,000
jrocka59 folds
tonyputi calls 6,000
TOMMYTHONG folds
Brahzear folds
GANGSTERGANN folds
TheCrusader folds
steady_nice folds
*** FLOP *** [8s Kd 7s]
lunarphase bets 12,000
tonyputi calls 12,000
*** TURN *** [8s Kd 7s] [Ts]
lunarphase bets 46,813, and is all in
tonyputi has 15 seconds left to act
tonyputi calls 46,813
lunarphase shows [Ks Qd]
tonyputi shows [Td Qs]
*** RIVER *** [8s Kd 7s Ts] [Th]
lunarphase shows two pair, Kings and Tens
tonyputi shows three of a kind, Tens
tonyputi wins the pot (135,926) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 135,926 | Rake 0
Board: [8s Kd 7s Ts Th]
Seat 1: steady_nice (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Feloneydog folded before the Flop
Seat 3: lunarphase showed [Ks Qd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 4: jrocka59 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: tonyputi showed [Td Qs] and won (135,926) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: TOMMYTHONG folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Brahzear folded before the Flop
Seat 8: GANGSTERGANN (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: TheCrusader (small blind) folded before the Flop

[UIIIU]

lol 3 horrendous calls and paid off i love it when that happens dont you

[lunarphase]

Originally Posted by UIIIU

lol 3 horrendous calls and paid off i love it when that happens dont you

love it about as much as this

[lunarphase]

Here's a good one shove A 6 os in early pos really

PokerStars Game #44351723832: Tournament #312011053, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXV (2000/4000) - 2010/05/20 1:43:42 ET
Table '312011053 74' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: highrunner (69585 in chips)
Seat 3: BrazilianDog (198306 in chips)
Seat 4: andreftb2008 (31616 in chips)
Seat 5: Comeback2008 (135855 in chips)
Seat 6: chipsrmine31 (74879 in chips)
Seat 7: l4anl (43813 in chips)
Seat 8: WinkyBee (128545 in chips)
Seat 9: Naked Bet (70115 in chips)
highrunner: posts the ante 500
BrazilianDog: posts the ante 500
andreftb2008: posts the ante 500
Comeback2008: posts the ante 500
chipsrmine31: posts the ante 500
l4anl: posts the ante 500
WinkyBee: posts the ante 500
Naked Bet: posts the ante 500
Naked Bet: posts small blind 2000
highrunner: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to l4anl [Kd Kh]
BrazilianDog: folds
andreftb2008: raises 27116 to 31116 and is all-in
Comeback2008: folds
chipsrmine31: folds
l4anl: raises 12197 to 43313 and is all-in
WinkyBee: folds
Naked Bet: folds
highrunner: calls 39313
*** FLOP *** [9c 6c 6s]
*** TURN *** [9c 6c 6s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [9c 6c 6s 5c] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
highrunner: shows [Ad Qh] (a pair of Sixes)
l4anl: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
l4anl collected 24394 from side pot
andreftb2008: shows [6h As] (three of a kind, Sixes)
andreftb2008 collected 99348 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 123742 Main pot 99348. Side pot 24394. | Rake 0
Board [9c 6c 6s 5c Tc]
Seat 2: highrunner (big blind) showed [Ad Qh] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 3: BrazilianDog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: andreftb2008 showed [6h As] and won (99348) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: Comeback2008 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chipsrmine31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: l4anl showed [Kd Kh] and won (24394) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 8: WinkyBee (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Naked Bet (small blind) folded before Flop

[lunarphase]

Would like to know wtf this donk was thinking flatting 1010 pre this should have been a hu pot where I win instead of taking this hideous cooler.

PokerStars Game #44486936021: Tournament #273413854, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXV (2000/4000) - 2010/05/23 2:21:08 ET
Table '273413854 91' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Força SLB (112272 in chips)
Seat 2: l4anl (115020 in chips)
Seat 3: kiwibobsea (137573 in chips)
Seat 4: MADICAKES1 (169179 in chips)
Seat 5: 807bowl (208682 in chips)
Seat 6: OKCool420 (102928 in chips)
Seat 7: save1267 (186157 in chips)
Seat 8: Joseearg2009 (46040 in chips)
Seat 9: KWONG88 (87521 in chips)
Força SLB: posts the ante 500
l4anl: posts the ante 500
kiwibobsea: posts the ante 500
MADICAKES1: posts the ante 500
807bowl: posts the ante 500
OKCool420: posts the ante 500
save1267: posts the ante 500
Joseearg2009: posts the ante 500
KWONG88: posts the ante 500
KWONG88: posts small blind 2000
Força SLB: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to l4anl [Kh Kd]
l4anl: raises 6500 to 10500
kiwibobsea: folds
MADICAKES1: folds
807bowl: folds
OKCool420: folds
save1267: folds
Joseearg2009: calls 10500
KWONG88: folds
Força SLB: calls 6500
*** FLOP *** [9s 9h 3h]
Força SLB: checks
l4anl: bets 25000
Joseearg2009: raises 10040 to 35040 and is all-in
Força SLB: raises 25000 to 60040
l4anl: raises 43980 to 104020 and is all-in
Força SLB: calls 41232 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2748) returned to l4anl
*** TURN *** [9s 9h 3h] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [9s 9h 3h 4c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Força SLB: shows [9d Ad] (a full house, Nines full of Threes)
l4anl: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Força SLB collected 132464 from side pot
Joseearg2009: shows [Td Th] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Força SLB collected 143120 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 275584 Main pot 143120. Side pot 132464. | Rake 0
Board [9s 9h 3h 4c 3c]
Seat 1: Força SLB (big blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (275584) with a full house, Nines full of Threes
Seat 2: l4anl showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 3: kiwibobsea folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MADICAKES1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 807bowl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: OKCool420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: save1267 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Joseearg2009 (button) showed [Td Th] and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 9: KWONG88 (small blind) folded before Flop

[alby_00]

Typical $2 game even got donkeys on the final table.. Sick call with A 9.

[lunarphase]

it was the $2 cubed 6K massive

[lunarphase]

This was the most retarded chop ever only way that player gets half is if I pair a 3 or 5


Full Tilt Poker Game #21352983435: Table Lickety Split (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 2:22:02 ET - 2010/06/04
Seat 1: LargeLiz ($43.40)
Seat 2: Hennepils ($118.40)
Seat 3: lunarphase ($43.20)
Seat 4: HK_LUX_HK ($10.75)
Seat 5: toddthefox630 ($50)
Seat 6: BIG GUPPY 44 ($55.85)
BIG GUPPY 44 posts the small blind of $0.25
LargeLiz posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lunarphase [5d 3h As Ad]
Hennepils has 8 seconds left to act
Hennepils folds
lunarphase raises to $1.75
HK_LUX_HK folds
toddthefox630 folds
BIG GUPPY 44 folds
LargeLiz has 15 seconds left to act
LargeLiz calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8s Ac]
LargeLiz has 15 seconds left to act
LargeLiz bets $3.75
lunarphase raises to $15
LargeLiz calls $11.25
*** TURN *** [Jd 8s Ac] [9h]
LargeLiz checks
lunarphase bets $26.45, and is all in
LargeLiz calls $26.45
lunarphase shows [5d 3h As Ad]
LargeLiz shows [8d 2h 6s Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8s Ac 9h] [3d]
lunarphase shows three of a kind, Aces, for high
LargeLiz shows two pair, Aces and Eights, for high and 8,6,3,2,A, for low
lunarphase wins the high pot ($41.85) with three of a kind, Aces
LargeLiz wins the low pot ($41.80) with 8,6,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $86.65 | Rake $3
Board: [Jd 8s Ac 9h 3d]
Seat 1: LargeLiz (big blind) showed [8d 2h 6s Ah] and won ($41.80) with HI: two pair, Aces and Eights; LO: 8,6,3,2,A
Seat 2: Hennepils didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: lunarphase showed [5d 3h As Ad] and won ($41.85) with HI: three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: HK_LUX_HK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: toddthefox630 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: BIG GUPPY 44 (small blind) folded before the Flop

[alby_00]

He got lucky..lol..at least he had a decent hand..not a total donk anyway.


HOUSE WINS

I think the software tends to lean towards that sort of thing

[LDJ]

they had a nice hand preflop but facing a $11 raise I would let it go postflop, its not so good anymore. Its a hand destined for a chop AT BEST.